one of our guest traveled through Switzerland,
when he often heard the word «Scheisse» which finally inspired him to wirte this poem

Scheisse is not such a terrible thing
doggys do it naturally and owners put it in the bin
Scheisse is done by thousands of us
there really is no reason to make a fuss
one cannot get upset how many times a day
a sense of relief, often I say
Scheisse comes in all shapes and forms
but please keep them off my beautiful lawns

 

the Student