when I visited  Switzerland, 
and I was chatting with my landlady in the late evening at her kitchen table, 
I realized, that she uses often the word „Scheisse“ and I wondered why.
Anyway, it inspired me…

Scheisse is not such a terrible thing
doggys do it naturally and owners put it in the bin
Scheisse is done by thousands of us
there really is no reason to make a fuss
one cannot get upset how many times a day
a sense of relief, often I say
Scheisse comes in all shapes and forms
but please keep them off my beautiful lawns


the student